Uncle Tony’s Revenge

The Kitchen Confidential Generation Confronts The Restaurant Apocalypse

Original Artwork by Colin Crane


Come midnight tonight you’ll find me in my kitchen. The counters will be stained with chicken blood. Tall, alabaster candles will adorn every surface, reaching for the ceiling like skeletal fingers. I’ll be sitting cross legged on the floor, burning bundles of rosemary and Marlboro Reds. In front of me, an altar ladened…